"The Qur'an escapes from the hearts of men faster than a runaway camel." Old Moe and his infinate wisdome......Oooops. I mean stupidity.
We have to keep in mind 1.5 billion muslims trust their souls in the hands of the most deceitfull evil religion ever created in the history of man kind. Through fear and submission and not being allowed to question, they have literally been forced into a spiritual prison. Its time they need to wake up. This is not scripture and any idiot can see:
Bukhari:V6B61N550 "The Prophet said,'It is a bad thing some of you say,"I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an." For truly, I have been caused by Allah to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.'"
Now Why would Allah cause his people to forget what he commanded them?
Tabari I:299 "Scholars of the nation of our Prophet say,'The tree which Allah forbade Adam and his spouse to eat was wheat.'"
Did you know wheat grew on trees? Mulsims do!
Tabari I:321 "When Eve became heavy with her first pregnancy, Satan came to her before she gave birth and said,'Eve, what is that in your womb?' She said,'I do not know.' He asked,'Where will it come out from-your nose, your eye, or your ear?' She replied,'I do not know.'"
Remember 1.5 muslims trust this gibberish to be the guidance for their souls.
Tabari I:299 "It was the cover of fingernails that had kept their secret parts concealed."
Fingernails huh...
Tabari I:275 "Satan wanted to meet them in Paradise, but the keepers prevented him from entering. He went to a snake, an animal with four feet like a camel. Satan tried to persuade it to let him enter its mouth and take him to Adam. The snake agreed, passed by the keepers, and entered without their knowledge, because that was Allah's plan."
Hmm the snail with 4 feet. Just like a camel....If wheat growns on trees then snails have feet.
Tabari I:278 "Adam went inside the tree to hide. Eve cut the tree and it bled. Then feather that covered Adam and Eve dropped off. So Allah said,'Now Eve, as you caused the tree to bleed, you will bleed every new moon, and you, snake, I will cut off your feet and you will walk slithering on your face.'"
I guess when feathers fall, finger nails will stay.
Tabari I:279 "It was a tree which made whoever ate from it defecate. But there must be no faeces in Paradise."
No toilets in heaven i suppose.
Tabari I:281 "I heard him swear by Allah unequivocally,'As long as Adam was in his right mind, he would never have eaten from the tree. Eve gave him wine and got him drunk. She led him to the tree."
The wheat tree. yeah Adam must have been pretty drunk since he found a wheat tree.
Tabari I:267 "And Allah taught Adam all the names as follows: He taught him the name of everything, down to fart and little fart."
I'm not making this up. This is islamic scripture...
Bukhari:V1B4N137 "Allah's Apostle said,'The prayer of a person who does Hadath (passes urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs ablution.'" So no pooing, peeing or farting dude.
Bukhari:V1B4N139 "I asked Allah's Apostle about a person who imagined they passed wind during prayer. He replied:'He should not leave his prayer unless he hears sound or smells something.'"
they seem to be obsessed with farts.
Qur'an 2:138 "(Our religion is) the Baptism of Allah: And who can baptize better than Allah?" Muslims don't baptise.
Bukhari:V7B71N643 "I heard the Prophet saying,'If anyone of you dreams something he dislikes, when you get up, blow thrice on your left.'"
And this does.....

Bukhari:V9B87N115 "If you spit on the left side of your bed the bad dream will not harm you."
I guess Moe was dreaming of freddy kruger 1,2 freddy's comming for you.
Bukhari:V7B71N590 "The climate of Medina did not suit some people so the Prophet ordered them to drink camel urine as a medicine."
This is why i say don't drink the islamic coolaid.